Postcards from Puerto Vallarta: Your Mileage May Vary
Four-and-a-half-hour flight and she still couldn't solve it.
Where the f*** is my luggage?!
Acrobatics on the beach
Nightclubbing at Christie.
GET TO DA CHOPPA!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR.
Touchdown in Vancouver. It was raining. No surprise.
After 8 days and 7 nights in
Among the trip highlights:
-Going to Puerto Vallarta and having my luggage go off to Manzanillo, forcing me to wear the same clothes for three days straight (I have the most understanding travel companion in the world...either that, or she has a really deficient sense of smell)
-The clubs and the perpetual drunken haze
-Walks on the beach
-The Canopy Tour, in which we visited the jungle set of the Schwarzenegger film Predator.
Some of the stuff I coulda done without:
-Having my luggage delayed for two nights
-That horrible hangover on the first night we were there
-Completely arbitrary pricing of souvenirs from the downtown market merchants, which seems to be based on the tourist's understanding of Spanish
-That nasty insect bite I received on my back (which STILL hasn't cleared)